"Grey-D-Locks"

So I've tried about every parttime job there is available for someone with my skills and attributes *brushes shoulder*. Of course I've gained a lot of experience and wisdom and I'd like to share my findings. Soo:

• Delivering flyers is like... giving a crappy present. You have to do it unnoticed, anonymous and with stealth, or you'll be on the recieving end of sarcastic remarks that sting and make you feel unaccomplished...
• Working at a pizzaria is fine, because making pizza's no one ordered and bringing them home with you, cuz your boss is an asshole and your colleges are rascist, is really sweet dude!
• Being a supermarket stock boy kills your soul! No, seriously! Time just flies by and you die!
• Making lots of money at callcenters is fun. And if you're able to pronounce half a sentence on the phone, you're hired on the spot! Side effect: you'll start sounding like a anchor person in real life...
• Same goes for promotion work, only you're outside! Which is better (if it isn't raining so hard that your socks get soaked..) I never got how it worked though, seeing as I could not smile for five hours straight, go figure?
• Retail... Working in a clothes shop is a great opportunity to act like you actually give a FUCK about what other people wear. Practice: your bored/arrogant face ^^
• Working at a coffeeshop (the ones that sell coffee!) give you a sence of false glamour. You're a waiter! You serve people! You're multitasking all day and go home tired! But do it with a smile, cuz people MIGHT tip you ;)