Early calls, Coco Chanel and 'Summer Fun'

Gepost door Grey-D-Locks , Labels: , ,
jun
23

Hi! 

It's been a while since I put something up, but I've got a good reason for it! That's because my life has been pretty uneventfull... On another note; It's officially summer people! A shout out to the sun, we love you and don't ever leave us. And even though the summer so far has been a total disappointment, I've still got some time to turn the tide around! Onward to positive thinking and all that other bullshit :D

Okay, on to serious stuff. I may or may not have mentioned it in a previous blog, but I quit my previous study... before the year ended. Don't worry! I got something new going on. I'll fullfill my longtime dream of becoming a man earning above average! Anyway, I'm gonna start at my new college in September, soo.. that means approxamitely two months of me having nothing to do.. 

Well, that's not really true, I have a job, but I'm really starting to hate it and I also didn't show up one day.. But I can't do bad things. I honestly always get caught. I just didn't think I would get caught so fast... I went to town with my mom and there he was, my boss! WTF?! I just winged it after that. Pokerfaced through the sudden meeting, greeted him and walked away. I think I'm gonna stick to that tactic untill I find something else. I've been applying like crazy!) I was actually called by someone today for a job I applied for ^^ A lovely conversation that was... Take note, it was early and I was still half sleeping.. Anyway, the convo kinda went like this:  

Me: *rumblerumble* "Yes, who's this?"

Lady: "Hi, this is Fatima from vbyuvdhvjehdvbhejbjhlwnjnk, it is correct that you applied for beywdbhejhdjbhl?"

Me: "...Sorry, I didn't get that?"

Lady: *annoyed sigh* "Hi, this is Fatima from vbyuvdhvjehdvbhejbjhlwnjnk, it is correct that you applied for beywdbhejhdjbhl?"
  
Me: "You're talking to fast! I can't understand a word you're saying, could you repeat that, please?"

Bitch: *another annoyed sigh* "Hi, this is Fatima from vbyuvdhvjehdvbhejbjhlwnjnk, it is correct..." 


Me: "NEVER MIND!" *beepbeepbeep*


[...] I handled that great, huh? But in my defence! At least I was talking to her like an actual human being!
 
On a different note, I saw "Coco avant Chanel", you know, the one about the life founder of the 'Chanel' brand and I was so inspired by it, I mean she didn't give a fudge about anybody's rules about how to act, how to dress or how love should be. I put together (uhumcopieduhum)an outfit I saw to kinda depict the feeling I got from the movie. It's not Chanel I'm wearing... Anyway, see the movie, it's good!




 
















This is me, signing off ;)                                 

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Clumsy

Gepost door Grey-D-Locks , Labels: ,
jun
17

!!Warning!!



This blog contains contents of crazyness. If you are not looking for a blog containing content of crazyness or this is prohibited within your region, do not proceed.

So there is something that I like to do and it's pretty crazy. Even my friends say it's crazy (except for one, but that one doesn't count.. you know who you are) but I like to think that it's crazy in a funny 'haha' way and not crazy in a 'youdidn't!' way..

But first some additional information! Today I got my education on by attending an open night at one of the colleges of my city (Rotterdam!!! Google that shit), because I need to do something with my life besides working as a waiter and blogging (and not having a life). It was very imformative bla, and I think I'm certain that the study I've been pondering about is suited for me bla. ANYWAY! I forced a friend to come with me and as this lady was about to begin her presentation I was struck... struck by lightning people! This guy came in and he 'Pikachu'd' me! Specs! Dark hair going all swoosh~, light brown (?) eyes.. in any case light eyes! It was like a high school movie! Of course I brought this to my friends' attention by:

  • almost jumping out my seat
  • whispering in her ear: "He's cute!" But.. I whisper like Homer Simpson so the people sitting next to us heard it too.. DOH! but dilligaf?
So Pikachu (that's what we are calling him) came in and I could immediately tell. He had the look.. the walk.. he had the gaze and it was directed at me (booyah!). He was into it and fudge, I was too! I had to tell myself to stop it with the damned swooning and pay attention to getting my education on, but I couldn't help but notice him turning around from time to time in my direction. So I know what you're probably thinking right now: "Well, real em in, seal the deal!" (or bla, boring, don't give a fudge) But I couldn't.. I mean
  • I just got out a relationship. (no, you're chicken.)
  • I was with a friend! (she wouldn't have cared.)
  • I was hungry and I wanted to go home and eat..? (you're always hungry.)
  • I had to maintain my poker face (you know you're not smooth)
Ok, I didn't have any reason not to ask his number (stupid inner voice of truth) so that's when I thought.. because I hadn't done anything at the moment (and there were plenty moments) I'll stalk him by riding my bike alongside the road he was walking! I went CSI meets Numb3rs on his ass! I calculated where he could live based on his appearance and the direction he was walking. Logical huh! I mean, genius! And guess what! I didn't find him, dropped my phone on the pavement and now the buttons aren't working! "Clumsy, cuz I'm falling in love" much. But I'm not giving up! He'll enroll into that college too, I just know it.

This is me, signing off ;)




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High school Movies!

Gepost door Grey-D-Locks , Labels: , , , ,
jun
15

You remember the time when everything in life was just so much simpler? When all you had to worry about was whether you'd be on time for history class and if the person you liked got the letter you sneaked in their locker. *Sigh* Nostalgiiiiic..

Which brings me to the next subject! High School movies.I love watching high school movies. I don't know what it is. It just takes me back and they're so damn entertaining! I don't think I'll never tire of them. Anyway, I was at a party (no, it's true, there was cheese on toast and everything..) and we were talking about our favourite high school movies. Well, I couldn't really think of a lot of titles to mention at the party and OCD as I am, I spent all day today thinking the three movies that I thought were awesome. So I'd like to share those with __ internet?

First off!


Mean Girls! This movie cracked me up(especially this particular scene here :P) I still use some of the quotes they made in this epic movie about the social hierarchy called 'high school'. I mean, all my blogs are basically word vomit and sometimes I think I am too gay to function too. But seriously, aside from it being highly comedic, I think it had a strong message too. My interpretation: 

*Uhuhm* High school will always have clicks. Destroy the people in the evil clicks and then they'll find new people to form clicks with who are less of a threath to you. Afterwards you may or may not greet them casually if you run into them ^^ (I never said I would give good, accurate reviews)

Next up! The Breakfast Club. I remember watching it and thinking that I related to each one of the characters in the movie. I wanted to be a rebel, a jock, a freak, someone popular and a nerd all at the same time. I ended up being someone who was popular for being a nerdy freak with a rebellious streak. I never was seen as 'jocky'... Anyway, it taught me to just be myself and I'm still being myself to a lot of people's regret =D


My final favourite!



Oh yes... This movie brings out the evil, manipulative teenage monster in me (...) No, I don't have what it takes to ever do what is done in this movie and I hope that they're aren't too many creepy sociopaths like this running around in high school, cuz that would be very disturbing... Anyway! It does give me a 'youcan'tfuckwithme!' feel everytime I watch it. And it's Buffy! Oh, how I love Buffy, I just wanna (word vomit).

OH, also I'd really like to know what your favourite high school movies are! I'm bored, free from college and I need something to watch, so help a brother out, son (yeah, I'm to lazy to google!).


This is me, signing off ;)

 

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Parttime jobs

Gepost door Grey-D-Locks , Labels:
jun
08

So I've tried about every parttime job there is available for someone with my skills and attributes *brushes shoulder*. Of course I've gained a lot of experience and wisdom and I'd like to share my findings. Soo:

  • Delivering flyers is like... giving a crappy present. You have to do it unnoticed, anonymous and with stealth, or you'll be on the recieving end of sarcastic remarks that sting and make you feel unaccomplished...
  • Working at a pizzaria is fine, because making pizza's no one ordered and bringing them home with you, cuz your boss is an asshole and your colleges are rascist, is really sweet dude!
  • Being a supermarket stock boy kills your soul! No, seriously! Time just flies by and you die!
  • Making lots of money at callcenters is fun. And if you're able to pronounce half a sentence on the phone, you're hired on the spot! Side effect: you'll start sounding like a anchor person in real life...
  • Same goes for promotion work, only you're outside! Which is better (if it isn't raining so hard that your socks get soaked..) I never got how it worked though, seeing as I could not smile for five hours straight, go figure?
  • Retail... Working in a clothes shop is a great opportunity to act like you actually give a FUCK about what other people wear. Practice: your bored/arrogant face ^^
  • Working at a coffeeshop (the ones that sell coffee!) give you a sence of false glamour. You're a waiter! You serve people! You're multitasking all day and go home tired! But do it with a smile, cuz people MIGHT tip you ;)
I want a cool job D=


This is me, signing off ;)

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Resolutions

Gepost door Grey-D-Locks , Labels: ,
jun
07

Hi!

So, I want to rant about resolutions. Why? Because I seem to make and break them on a daily basis.. (well maybe not daily, but let's just call that dramatic effect instead of lying, shall we?)

At any rate, there was this infomercial a while ago about the aging effect of smoking. Now let me tell you that it freaked me out! Because today I was browsing through old party pictures and I literally saw myself getting older! And I asked myself: "Dude, how did this happen?!" 

Soo.. I made a list to backtrack this phenomenon:

  • I've only had enough friends to party with for two years max. So it can't be the time?? 
  • I'm too poor to go out every week so it can't be because of excessive bingedrinking?? 
  • I got bored and did some pot for a while, but it made me groggy and even more bored so quit that.
  • I've been smoking (cigarettes!) for maybe a year now...
Hmm.. yeah, I've been denying it but ... The fucking infomercial was right for a change! And I don't want to end up looking like this!   


                  Yeesh O.o!^^^


Ok, granted, I'm not a blond, caucasian woman... But it shook me up(Damn those antismoking commercials with their pictures of black lungs and wrinkled faces). 

Anyway, so today I made a resolution to only smoke one cigarette a day, you know? Not go cold turkey immediately... Just quit gradually! And you know what! I kind of broke my resolution already, cuz today I had 3... I'll even it out though by not smoking for two days! I don't get addicted to stuff! This site for instance! I only stayed up till maybe 3 AM to finish my page! If that isn't proof of me being a well-balanced person, then I don't know what ___ who am I kidding...

This is me, signing off ;)

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When trying new things... fail

Gepost door Grey-D-Locks , Labels:
jun
06

"Hi!

So first off I'd like to give myself a little pad on the back. *padding* 
I had to do that since this is the second time I've tried to make a blogspot and this time it finally came together (if you were wondering.. not? Oh..)

Anyway, this brings us to the topic which is, if you drifted off and don't worry by the way! Happens to me all the time! [...]

OH YEAH! Trying new things! Well, I've heard of beginners luck, but that's about the extent of what I know about it, since it never applies to me. You see, I got my first piercing and at first you get a little standard piercing for the hole to heal and stuff. Well, after it wasn't oozing anymore (yeah.. sorry!) I got this freakin' cool, black shiny piercing that is supposed to wrap around my bottom lip and look all sway~ Unfortunately.. Instead of looking sway~ it looked like this:





Yeah.. As you could imagine I wasn't pleased (and that fucker cost a fortune!)So now I'm stuck with my plain, old 'noob' piercing, untill I find a cool one (thinking about getting a white one this time!) 


So the things I COULD have done to prevent my fishhooky mistake:
  1. Check the SIZE of the piercing
  2. Bring someone along for a second opinion (brutally honest friends for the win!
  3. Finding a cheaper place to get it (heartaches..)
But as you have found out.. I suck at new things (You know what I could have done with that cash! I could have *rambles on for hours*)


This is me, signing off ;)

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